Kids Say the Funniest Things
Here's a collection of some of the more humorous quotes heard in Ms. Asby's classroom. Don't ask me who said what, because I can't tell you. But you'll probably be able to pick out your child's quotes.
Upon finding my facebook, on which I have some pictures from college:
"Ms. Asby, you used to be skinny! Have you been to the Y? They have workout stuff there. Maybe you should start running, so you can be skinny again."
"What do senators make?"
"Ummmm... money?"
"Ms. Asby, when I'm sad, you make my heart happy."
While talking about how we are all alone at some time, someone asked if I lived alone. I said, "Yes." Someone else raised their hand and said, "That's sad."
When introducing the states of matter today, I asked for examples of solids, gases, and liquids. For liquids, they were only giving beverages, so I asked if anyone could think of a solid you can't drink.
"I know! BEER!" said one student.
"Wine," said another.
Lunchtime conversation:
"I met God and he really likes me."
"How do you know that he really likes you?" I innocently inquire.
"He gave me an x-box, Call of Duty, [and a bunch of other games I don't remember]."
On Picture Day:
"All of the girls look like Ms. Asby today!"
"What do you mean?"
"They all look like LADIES!"
Upon finding my facebook, on which I have some pictures from college:
"Ms. Asby, you used to be skinny! Have you been to the Y? They have workout stuff there. Maybe you should start running, so you can be skinny again."
"What do senators make?"
"Ummmm... money?"
"Ms. Asby, when I'm sad, you make my heart happy."
While talking about how we are all alone at some time, someone asked if I lived alone. I said, "Yes." Someone else raised their hand and said, "That's sad."
When introducing the states of matter today, I asked for examples of solids, gases, and liquids. For liquids, they were only giving beverages, so I asked if anyone could think of a solid you can't drink.
"I know! BEER!" said one student.
"Wine," said another.
Lunchtime conversation:
"I met God and he really likes me."
"How do you know that he really likes you?" I innocently inquire.
"He gave me an x-box, Call of Duty, [and a bunch of other games I don't remember]."
On Picture Day:
"All of the girls look like Ms. Asby today!"
"What do you mean?"
"They all look like LADIES!"